A Hungry Rabbit

A rabbit walks into a men’s clothing store and says to the clerk, “I’d like a mixed green salad, a cup of tomato soup, and a glass of iced tea.”

The clerk says, “I’m sorry, sir, this is a men’s clothing store. We don’t serve food here.”

The rabbit says, “OK, in that case, I’d like a bean burger and a vanilla shake.”

The clerk says, “Sir, you don’t seem to be understanding me. This is a men’s clothing store, not a restaurant. We don’t sell food here, OK? No food. Just men’s clothes.”

The rabbit says, “Well, then, how about an omelet, some hash browns, and a cup of coffee?”

The clerk says, “Listen, you stupid rabbit, this is not a restaurant. Do you see that sign in the back of the store? The one that says ‘Men’s Clothing Store?’ That’s what this place is, a men’s clothing store. Can’t you read?”

“If I could read,” the rabbit says, “I would have asked you for a menu.”

 

[created 12 Dec 2022; revised 31 Dec 2022]